6 Men, 3 Women

All Adult Ages:

Men's Parts
The Porter, Smith, Tony Scopec, George Rushmore, Keith, and Raymond Pumphrey

Women's Parts
Senora Valdez, June Sherwood, Victoria

The action takes place in the HOTEL GRANDE on the Caribbean Island of Santa Pequena.
 
JUNE: 20s. Aerobics instructor.  Pretty, bursting with energy, a cock-eyed optimist

VICTORIA: 30s to 40s. Very attractive, Sexy by nature and design. Former Adult Film star.

 SENORA: Anywhere from 25 to 50. A diva. Indeterminate nationality, accent. Might even be a man (or just played by one).

 EDDY, THE PORTER: 20s to 30s. Young, handsome, completely amoral, decidedly larcenous.  

SMITH: 20s to 40s. A wannabe wiseguy with delusions of competence. Probably still lives in his mother’s basement.

 TONY SCOPEC: 30s to 50s. Dreams of becoming the “Tony Soprano” of Cleveland.  Will probably find fulfillment as a licensed exterminator.

GEORGE RUSHMORE: 30s to late 50s.Shameless self promoter, always looking for the next score, perpetually broke, inept director of adult films looking for the big break.

 KEITH: teens to early 20s. Perpetually stoned cameraman and probably the only sane person in the bunch..

 PUMPHREY: 30 to 40. The quintessential nerd. Clueless, oblivious, nervous, judgmental, clumsy.